...This is Aise. Aise is nice. But Aise is leaving for a very long time *cry*. I want to hang out more this summer, but I can't. Therefore I am comandeering this blog to say hi and bye to people for (probably) until well into the school year. So, as I leave for Europe I just want to leave you all with warm, happy feelings, a false sense of security, and a potential psycho under your beds.

Muraki: Me? Under their beds? Why not in their beds?
Asie: *throws him a bishi* Shut up, you.
Muraki: No, really! I can sneak into beds unseen, now! I've been learning ninjitsu!
All: -_-;;;
Muraki: Sexy no jitsu! *turns into Ivy from Soul Calibur*
Aise: Oy vey! I'm ready to plotz. (i'd type more, but I can't spell that much Yiddish)

And now for something completely different, which has nothing to do with flying sheep of any sort. This is the end of the world. And this is POT on crack.

T_T I want to kidnap you all and stuff your bodies into my carry-on luggage, but, alas and alack. I've not the time or space. So fare thee well. Parting is such sweet sorrow. Yadda yadda. Blah.

Anyways, If I don't see you again, here's a kicking screaming Heimdall for Dez and a sexy-no-jitsu-Muraki in bunny ears to turn loose on the world. And a girl with a twist @_^ to play with.

And I'm still taking orders for hot guys/chicks to bring home from Europe. Let's see: 1 woman for Dez, 1 guy for Tamago... I see a pattern. I'll just bring a guy for each guy and a girl for each girl and if you don't like it, I'll take them for my own harem. ^_^

Ok. It's late. Aswitty as I usually am (hahahaha) I cannot function at the moment and must, therefore, say goodnight. And molest Dez *molestgropefondleglomplickhugchurun*
Goodnight, and if I've learned anything from reading it's 'always take a towel when you travel.' Thank you Douglas Adams.

^_^/) Byebye

-Aise

Hey! This is Dez! I'm back and wearing nothing but a thong and a smile! If I get enough hits onto the Random Lunacy site I will actually get up and dance for all of you.

Aro: Damnit! It's Aise again! Everybody run!
Aise: That's right. I'm back and hungry for uke blood!
All Ukes: Ahhh! *scatter*
Aise: *grabs some whips, chains and a tranqualizer gun* And the hunt is on!

Hey all! As you might have guessed, Shayna is back again and reporting from the wilderness of... North California. Well, the Bay Area. Ok, so it's not the kind of wilderness that you usually think of. It's college life! That's right, lunies. Shayna has actually made it to college without (too many) attempts at killing herself! It has been fun so far, but the first week is supposed to be a breeze and then get crazy-hard. Gah! I don't want to do school work! I want my summer back! I am sharing a dorm room with two (count 'em, two) other girls. We haven't had any reasons to throttle each other yet, and I hope things stay that way. The other people on the dorm floor are nice as well. And they have... game stations!! I have been able to play Grand Theft Auto for the first time in my game-deprived life! I love them desperately!
The friends I've made here are pretty awesome, too. I have lot of fun with them. It's nice because they are from South Cali and are always freezing cold. I'm going to have fun picking on them once it actually starts raining and stuff.
I want to see Mars! Dez left me to type this while she gallavanted off to go planet gazing T_T. I'd better get paid for this. What's worse is that It's cloudy here, so it's not like there is any way I can go see this. Dangit *banging head on wall*... I'm going to go deflate now and do *gasp* homework. It's a breif update and a date to look down Dez's breifs... thong... whatever. I will go now and see thee upon my return.

*Later Lunies!*

-Aise

Hi kiddies! It's me, Dez. I would just like to announce that I am going to be selling my body for extra cash...

Lolita: No! That's not Dez! It's Aise!
Aise: Darn. My cover's been blown!

Yes, that's right. I have successfully hacked my way into Random Lunacy in order to torment Dez's ukes while she is away.

Aro: Actually, you didn't hack in. She gave you the password.
Aise:... Shut up *whack*... and either way I'm in and I'm gonna torment you *cracks knuckles* Look at all the pretty ukes...
Ashton: Sensei is back I see. ^_^

Let me introduce myself properly. I am known as Shayna, Aise, Aisu, Sahana (on the forum), or... what was that sweet thing that Dez always calls me? Oh yeah!... Satan.
Since Dez isn't here to tell you about her day, I'll tell you about mine. I... got up and typed this. Uh, let's do yesterday instead. Yesterday I went to Natural Bridges with some family and it was fun. I got pretty sunburned, though and I am begining to do ye olde skin peel. Wow, was that quick. Let's do the day before, too. The day before was the San Fran trip. I had a good time, but it was hard to do a lot of stuff while keeping tabs on 23 people. I had to go home early T_T so we could take off for Natural Bridges... only to find that I could have stayed later because my step dad didn't want to drive up so late. Arrgggh! I was very ticked off.
Anyways... Hmm... What else can I do here? Oh yeah! I have the homework power!

Assignment: Ok, so this is more of a cry for help than a homework assignment... I don't care. I just started buying Hellsing mangas. I need someplace that has translations for the first 2 books. (I found a place that only has book 1, but it wasn't very good.) I don't kow what I'd give out for prizes. I suppose I could draw you a pretty picture. OK, for the best Hellsing translation sites I will draw a pretty of your choice and try to get it to you somehow. I'll toggle with the scanner or you'll just have to wait until I see you. Winners will be announced whenever I get my lazy butt up to do it... Or I'll make Dez do it.
P.S. Keep doing Dez's other assignment, too. It's happy! ^_^

*Stay there.. The Head Luney will return in a moment*

Kawaii-chan's Word of the Week:

Kawaii (adj): Japanese for cute, darling, lovely, or any word within that area.

Ashton: Welcome all, to Random Lunacy.
Aro: Today we're posting from the stomach of a very large fish.
Anna: You mean a whale, don't you?
Dio: Same diff.
Anna: Whales are mammals.
Rya: Unlike the rest of you.
Anna: Hey....
Rya: Just the guys, dear.
Anna: Oh.
Aro: Its really quite wet in here....and cramped....wait a tic.... Rya? That your hand? ............Do it again.
Rya: My hands are in my hair and on Dio's armpit.
Ashton: That's my hand.... ^_~
Dio: .............Ewwww....
Rya: Anyway, time for the requisite Intros. I'm Rya "I'm too sexy for this picture, shame I have no feet" Li St. John.
Dio: I'm Dio "Useless as a lantern in the daytime" Maxwelle.
Aro: I'm Aro "I got kicked in the nuts by Yugi Motou".
Ashton: I'm Ashton "You're just sour because you don't count as an extra credit project" Crow.
Anna: And I'm Anna "Why just a Fangirl and not Fanwoman?" Mei.
Ashton: You got kicked in the nuts by a Japanese kid with a split Egyptian personality?
Aro: At least I don't get shown up by a 15 year old girl every day.
Anna: And they say bishonen are too pretty to fight these days.
Rya: No one says that.
Anna: Oh. Wanna get some shonen ai dj's?
Rya: Is Lina Inverse flat as a washboard?
Dio: Its more like a pair of raisins on an ironing board.

Hey all you Lunies! Well, I've got some sad news..... Your lovely hostess, Moi, will be gone the whole of next week on a camp for high school girls as a counselor. joy. The hours one has on this job.....and the girls! Drama drama drama! And the walking! At least it wasn't Stanford, which was infested with insects and the walks were 1 hour round trip from the dorms to the buildings we had workshops in. More on that experience from hell when I feel like ranting about high end schools. Anyway, I will be away for the next week so no new posts.....unless Aisu rememebers the password and user name to break in and help Ashton torture my ukes.....

Aro: Don't post that you fool! You just gave her the idea!!!
Kozumi: We're doomed.


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Oops..... My bad. Anywayz, not only that, the week immmediately after I will be at my mom's house so posting will be either scarce or non-existent. I will try to post when I have the chance. So until then, Lunies, ya'll will hafta fend for yourself on other, more interesting weblogs. ^_^;;; However, I will get a rare chance to snuggle with my dear Koi in something like 9 days, so mayhaps there will be a collaboration post.... Which may be more than anyone may bargain for....

Well, as some of you know (since you are either a good friend or a memeber of Ryori's forum), there's the huge San Francisco trip Friday, tomorrow, today, whenever ya'll read this. I'll be gracing the scene with my presence, as it will be my last day of true freedom with friends before camp, mom's bootcamp, a wedding, and of course, Hell itself, the fall school year. Let's make this a day to rememeber people! Let's really let our hair down, and be crazy! Cuz my time is growing short! And for some of ya'll that can't make it, Fairy God-nee-chan is cooking up something to ease your sorrowful souls while everyone is at the SF Ball. It may not be a pair of glass Nikes, or a pumpkin BART train ride to the city, but it shall make amends for the atrocities set before you by circumstances and Parental Units. But what and how.... "Sore wa himitsu desu!"

Until then, chill with the new assignment. It'll be interesting. I hope. Maybe. ^_^

Assignment: Okay guys, with the huge SF trip, I've got something special. Make some memories, and when you all find something that happened over the trip that will stay with you forever, or at least until Prom, mail me back or pop 'im in the comment box. If you are unable to participate in this trip due to uncontrolable circumstances, or otherwise, send in a memory that you are quite fond of anyway. Memories are our most precious possession. Let's share the wealth!

Oh and here's my promised breasts..... For mature readers only!


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Well, they're not any of RanLune's girls....but they'll do!

*Till next time Lunies! Hang tight!*