Brawl Diaries: Playing w/ Ness

Going back to my original point of how I curse like a sailor during games, one game I've found I enjoy screaming at is Mario Kart DS. Roughly every five seconds, the SJSU Student Union is flooded with screams of "FUCK YOU CHOCO!" "I'm sorry, Skuld!!!" "NOOOOO, I HAD A FUCKING GOLDEN MUSHROOM, ASSHOLE!" "I'mma fucking kill you!" "Outta the fucking way, you fat ass Bowser!" "GIMME A HUG!" "OMFG Dio has a starman!" etc, etc.
So, its basically like this:

Typical Mario Kart Love by ~DioMaxwelle on deviantART
That's Mario Kart in all its vulgar glory. Don't get me started on Bomberman for the DS. It makes this look like preschool. XD

As for Brawl, the same kinda dialogue occurs, just not as....colorful. It certainly is loud. My favorite saying is: "You're a cheating whore" or some variation of it. Its like my mantra. If I could, it'd be my taunt for online play. I'm not a tier whore; my preference for the EB charas stem from the fact they look fucking adorable, not because, like a weapon, they can be deadly.
I have no self-control with this kinda thing; cursing is second nature. The problem is that other people cna pick up on it because saying "shit" is like breathing to me. So, if Ness, instead of Lucas came over to play, it'd be more like this:

Yes. Ness would pick up all his dirty words from me. Its not like he'd be learning them from Paula and Jeff. No, I don't' spam PK Fire. Not with Lucas. With Ness, I'm a fucking lighter.

I have a feeling if Ness hung out with me, we'd be doing "yo momma" jokes every 3 seconds.

*You're goddamn cheating whore, Ness*

Brawl Diaries: Playing w/ Lucas

Kozumi's Quote of the Week:
"Change is good. Especially when you're outside an arcade."
--Patrick, on the subject of changes.

I have the tendency to curse like a sailor when playing games, especially competitive ones (you should hear me on Mario Kart DS or Bomberman XD). Well, as you've noticed, I tend to curse pretty often. There isn't a moment that goes by in Brawl that I don't scream at the cpu (or real players) "You are a CHEATING WHORE!" and get my Dane Cook Monopoly on.

Lex: FUCK THIS SHIT. *flips table over*
(ノ｀０)ノ ⌒┻━┻)ﾟдﾟ)･∵

I wonder why no one plays board games with me anymore. XD However, as Guise pointed out last week:

me: XD
ok, i just finished it (the twins article)
fuck, hang on
i missed a tag
Guise: ooh, naughty word, bad Dio
would you talk like that in front of Lucas? ^^
me: there we go
I WOULD NEVER
we'd eat cookies and milk
oatmeal raisin, cuz that's the best cookie ever

...leading of course to:

If Lucas hung out w/ me....well, I'd be a hell of a lot less vulgar, and thus less fun. XD I'm a good Neechan.

*Mother....FATHER, the game is a cheating who--horrible cheater, Lunies*