Getting to Know I-5 Intimately
Kozumi's Quote of the Week:
"Nobody LIKES you."
--Overheard while passing by the Matterhorn Last saturday, and said w/ much venom and withering hatred (I still have no idea what that conversation was about....)
Father's Day, 2008. My father's best present for Father's Day is to take my sister and I down to Anaheim and hit Disneyland. I can't say why, but I still love going there. S'fun. He loves it too; its a chance for the rest of us to finally unwind and just have fun to chillax and oggle the MILFs (yes, I am not kidding; Mrs. Incredible is HAWT.... J/k....halfway). Family time is one of my greatest treasures, and the yearly Disneyland trip is one of those moments.
So I'm back from vacation to get back to the mundane hustle and bustle of summer life; registering for fall classes, drawing naked people on Mondays and Thursdays (like Sheldon Borenstein says, being an animator makes you a DPN, not a PHD), working, and painting in the free time.
Highlights of Disneyland:
-I-5/Grapevine closed both ways. So California decided it was a swell time to do something to the Grapevine (a narrow stretch of 5 that is in the mountains and occasionally closes in the winter for snow); road work i think. So when we drive up, we get detoured to a side road, going in the opposite direction. I haven't the foggiest of where I am until we hit a crossroad I recognize, then we make the appropriate plans to take one highway to another, some highway that escapes me atm to 58, then 58 to 14, which eventually gets us back to 5 in LA somewhere. Its a 3 hour detour.
But, if I ever take a road trip and we get detoured....well, I know most of the detours by now (this wasn't the first time we've been detoured off 5 to the barren wastelands of "Wherethefuckarewe, California".
-The Finding Nemo ride. The sub ride that has super neat underwater projections. There's a lotta craft in this ride, and ingenuity. Nice and relaxing too, esp. if you stood in line for 2 hours getting on. XD If a Fast Pass booth opens for that ride, I am on it like ugly on a troll.
-Space Mountain on early entry day. Mmmmm, nothing like a 5 minute wait for Space Mountain. So I rode it twice. With my dad. He loves that ride.
-People watching. It was Raver Day on saturday. So young hellions saw it fit to wear pants big enough for homeless people to live under (thank you Dennis Leary), and plastic beads on elastic strings covering every inch of their arms, while assaulting eyes with colors that look like a hi-lighter threw up on them. I didn't even know they had a day. Personally, I think you should go all the way w/ the hair and clothes, but some people got away w/ just millions of plastic beads. Cheating, I says.
-Tower of Terror. The best rides are the ones w/ the people who don't want to be on them in the first place. The girls in front my me and dad had one friend who didn't want to go on, but they dragged her (literally) through the line. I'll bet she screamed her damn head off. XD (didn't get on the same car, unfortunately). When she asked about what happens if the car *does* plummet and malfunction, they told her nothing like that could.
I added that if it did, you'd die instantly so there wasn't anything to worry about.
The look on her face was worth the 3-day park hopper. ^^ Her friends loved it.
-Soarin' Over California. Another ride that's hilarious w/ first timers. An older lady sat next to us and yelled and screamed the whole way....it was pretty funny cuz she really got into it. That's important to having fun.
That and just enjoying yourself in general.
-Fireworks. They just rock. ^^
-So, my dad lost his iPhone on the Indiana Jones ride. Yeah. Not the best place to lose a phone, you know? We realize its missing when he hit Downtown Disney for lunch (tapas, fuck yeah), and while my sister and I freak out, my dad orders his food and....well, chills.
Jenny: Aren't you going to go see if its still there?
Dad: No. I just ordered food.
I wish I had a bit of dad's lax nature ('course that'd really OP my procrastination tendencies XD); Dad barely lets things bother him, and when they do, he gets over it in a matter of minutes (which I I can do, its the chillaxing part I need to learn). When lunch was over, I head to California Adventure to hit the roller coaster before things get too crowded (yeah right) and Jenny goes window/real shopping, and dad heads back to indy to see if his phone was here and not languishing in Mara's temple of dry ice doom.
Im half way (or 30 minutes into waiting) through California Creamin' when my cell rings. The caler ID says its dad's phone. Overjoyed I answer, and dad says that someone turned in the phone, and they were waiting for me to finish. Good karma for all those involved.
Though I was sure my dad was lax cuz then he had an excuse to go get the new iPhone. XD
-BEST PART OF VACATION: The sneak peek at the new Toy Story ride in California Adventure.
The Toy story ride didn't officially open to the public until last tuesday, the 17th. But they let people ride a sneak peek that weekend, and as soon as I get off Screamin' we're in line for the midway themed, Pixar designed ride under the coaster and across from the giant ferris wheel.
Take the concept of a shooting gallery from Buzz Lightyear and combine it w/ an interactive 3D show like the Honey I Shrunk the Audience or any ride simulation that requires 3D glasses. Its a shooting gallery game, like on a boardwalk midway, only you sit in a car that takes to you "booths" (3D projection screens), where you use your lil pop gun (a pull string device mounted on your car) to shoot various objects like rings (for ring toss) or darts (for shooting galleries) at targets. If you hit a rocket, for example, it might shoot out at you and the ride will blow a puff of wind at your face, or if you pop a water balloon, you might get sprayed from above.
The pull strings are super responsive. You pull, it shoots; as fast as you pull, it shoots just as fast. The physics are spot on. The effects are so clear and the ride is just overall the BEST RIDE EVER INVENTED. Seriously. It was worth the 45 minute wait, it will be worth a 2-3 hour wait.
That was my vacation in a summary. S'why Disneyland rocks. Even if the people can be rude, or the lines are long, you'll always find something awesome if you're willing to look. Stop stressing, just have fun.
*WHY IS SAN JOSE SO DAMNED HOT???*
Labels: disneyland, father's day