And now, the (hopefully) last part of the RanLune office love affair.

When we last left out heroes, Rya was being distracted from her quest to slay Raziel for having an affair with Lolita by Lex McCloud and Dio Maxwelle, as Kozumi called Aro of Swords to warn him of the impending doom. Aro, with Raz and Lolita, was preparing to move them to a safer location while Rya was held up. Will they make it to to the Valentine Sisters' room in time? And what of this war of fowl that's slowly gaining ground?

Our players for today:
Aro, Pot Sticker
Lolita, Neo Black 6
Dio Maxwelle, Random Lunacy Comic Creator
Lex McCloud, Random Lunacy Male Side
Raz-Raziel, Neo Black 9
Rya Li St. John, Neo Black 9
Kozumi, Neo Black 9--Second Generation
Syndelin and Calliope Valentine, Random Lunacy Musician and Poet

(In the kitchen...)
Raz: We must make for the safehouse post haste.
Aro: Right, come on then. We're gonna hide out at the Valentine Sisters' place for the time being.
Lolita: I hope we won't be too much of a bother.
Aro (dialing cell phone): I hope they got their phones on....

(Meanwhile....in some undisclosed hall....)
Rya (throttling Lex): Any other confessions, dead man?
Lex (tunring blue yet still, impossibly, alive): .....................I sent out your measurments to that lemon writer in New Jersey?
(Rya beats him sensless)
Dio: What's the big deal? Lemon writers never use real measurements; they make everyone a c-cup.
Kozu: ^^;;;
Rya: You're fscking dead when I'm done with Raz.....
Kozu (exiting carefully): Well, I'm off! Gotta stop those encroaching hordes of chickens!
Rya (pausing in her beating): Yeah, what's that all about?
Kozu: How 'bout this, I go find out. See you later! (exits quickly)
Rya: That was....surreal.....
(Suddenly, the unmistakable sound of Two-Mix's "White Reflection" on a ring tone cuts through the air)
Calliope (answering phone): Hello~!
Dio: Dear God.
Calliope: Well, hello, Aro! What a surprise! What? No, Rya's right here, do you want to talk to her?
(Dio and Lex make discreet gestures to not do that. Rya, not looking at them, gives a questioning look to Cal)
Rya: Why? Did he find Raziel?
Calliope (to phone): What? You don't want too talk to her? No she's in the hall.....yeah.... Don't tell her what?
Rya (dropping Lex): Don't tell me what?
Dio (makes slashing motions across her neck)
Calliope (to phone): So you did find Raz? I just saw them in the kitchen.... What? Oh okay, hang on. (to Rya) They're not in the kitchen. (to phone) Okay, I told her....now what was....hello? Aro? Hello?? Moshi moshi? huh, musta hit a bad patch of reception. Rya---(notices Rya's gone) Huh? I wonder where she went.
Dio: Dear God....of all things planned....when the best laid plans go awry--
Lex (regaining a healthier color): --blame it on the poet.

(Meanwhile, en route to the kitchen....)
Kozu: Dear god, I hope things have gone okay.... (dials phone) Come on Tsuzuki, come on....
Aro: Moshi moshi.
Kozu: Its me, Kozumi. What's going on?
Aro: Well, Calli spilled the beans so we're tyring to hide now.
Kozu (muttering): Swell......anyway, where are you, I'll come get you.
Aro: Observation Deck.
Kozu: Stay put, I'm coming. (hangs up) Give me chickens any day.....

Will Kozu make it in time? Or will Rya find the fleeing lovers first? Is Calliope really as blond as she seems? Or does the stupidily run deeper than that? And will Random Lunacy stop sidestepping the Chicken Invasion issue, or will we never know how that all got started? Tune in next time on Random Lunacy!

*Till next time Lunies!*