And now...the rest of yesterday's post.....

When we last left our players, Rya, absolutely livid about the illicit affair between Raz-Raziel and Lolita, stalked off to locate the ..........young....lovers in an attempt to...well, kill them. Again. Fearing for their safety, the rest of the group fanned out to find them before any harm came to them. With Aro ready to lay down his unlife for the two, the trio prepare for the worst, as the rest of the group prepare for the impending doom.

Our Players this time around:
Aro of Swords, Social Drinker/Card Master
Dio Maxwelle, Cosplayer
Rya Li St. John, Anime RPG Avatar
Kozumi, Conscience
Lolita, Common Sense
Raz-Raziel, Manic Depressant
Lex McCloud: Gamer, Male Side

(Kozumi, minding his own business, is suddenly zapped while waking down a hall)
Kozu: X_X
Rya: Oh God!! Kozumi! I'm so sorry!! Are you okay??
Kozu (chared to a crisp yet still no worse for the wear): H-hai.......
Rya: I'm really sorry! I thought you were someone else.
Kozu (dusting self off): Who'd you think I was?
Rya (suddenly livid): AN ELOPING BASTARD!! (suddenly calm) Oh sorry about that.
Kozu (checking ear for damage): Really? Is someone you know running off to marry their cram school teacher or something?
Rya: What kind of messed up plot twist is that?? No, its someone else.
Kozu (to himself): So much for CLAMP solving the world's problems...... (to Rya) May I ask who?
(Dio and Lex round the corner)
Dio: Oh shit. (ducks around corner, Lex in tow by shirt)
Lex: Ach.
Kozu (noticing): ????
Dio: We'd better try to distact her.
Lex: Good idea. We'll call Aro on the cell to tell him.
(They emerge from corner)
Dio: Hello-lo-lo.
Kozu (pointing): *They're* eloping?
Lex: What?!
Dio: Nani?!
Rya: Huh?! No, not them.
Kozu: Who's eloping then?
Rya (muttering): He'd better not be....
Lex: ?
Dio: ??
Kozu: ???
Rya: This's gonna take awhile....

(Meanwhile int he kitchen...)
Raz (wrapping arms around Lolita possessively): If Rya finds us, we're toast.
Lolita: I'm sure if we explain it to her, she'll understand.
Raz: Explaining anything to her when she's like this is like reasoning with a charging bull. Its just not going to happen.
(Lolita glances at Aro, Syndelin and Calliope, whom all nod sagely)
Aro: That's why we gotta get you outta here. Somewhere safe. At least until the storm passes.
Raz: But where, there're only so many places we can go.
Syndelin: Let's go sis. Its prolly better if we try to get as far away from ground zero as possible. (Calliope nods) Ganbatte, ya'll. You'll need it.
Raz (sarcastic): Thanks Syndelin.
(Syndelin and Calliope exit. As if on cue, Lolita opens the cheesecake)
Lolita: Might as well enjoy this while I can. (She cuts a rather sizable piece) What?
Aro (grabbing bottle of whiskey sitting out on counter): How could you think of food at a time like this?! (downs bottle in one gulp)
Raz: Riiiight.....
Aro: We need to move to a safe place.
Lolita: How about the heart?
Raz: Too obvious.
Aro: The memory bank?
Raz: First place I'd look....
Lolita: Music room?
Raz: Also too obvious.
Aro: Kideney?
Raz: Are you kidding??
(Aro's cell phone rings--long pause)
Aro: Moshi moshi!
Kozu (on the line): Aro?
Aro: Hey! Hello Kozumi!
Kozu: No time for pleasantries, my uke friend. Rya's here and she's pissed as pie. Dio and Lex are distracting her but I don't know how much longer we can manage it. Lex can only take so much damage.
Aro (suddenly serious): I see. We've found the birds but we need to find their nest. Any ideas?
Kozu (equally criptic): I hear its a good season and time for twins. Try that. Call later if you find the nest is disturbed or you find another.
Aro: Understood. You call when the hawk takes flight. Ja ne. (hangs up and notices the stares he elicited) What?
Raz: Did you have to make it sound so "Mission: Impossible" like?
Aro: Oh leave me be. Let's go, Kozu's distracting Rya so we need to haul ass to catch up with the Valentine sisters. Kozu'll call us if she gets away.

Will Lolita and Raz be able to make it to their sancutary before being caught? Will Lex soon join the ranks of the hospital beds? Will Random Lunacy be prepared for the impending doom, as constant chicken dinners create a war between the Forces of Poultry and the RanLune Resistance? Is the host completely on crack or off her rocker? And what of the Gakufest at Fanime? Find out next time on Random Lunacy!


Well, well, well! Seems like you're the master of
all RPG skills! You've been a mage, a thief, a
sorcerer, .... maybe even a chocobo! XD When it
comes to slaying dragons, or just woooing all
the girls...from bargirls to princesses, YOU'RE
THE MAN! The world/planet is a safer place
becuz of you!


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