Kawaii-chan's Word of the Week:

Choberu--(proper noun) The culmination of a Chobits and X/Tokyo Babelon obsession; a cosplayer wearing a Subaru costume and a pair of Chii persocom ears.

And...Kozumi's Quote of the Week:

"Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper."
--an answer on a sixth grader's history test

Well, as you've noticed, a con over the weekend means my week startes Tues. Tiny amounts of sleep, ramen for meals and more walking than the march of dimes can take a lot out of one, even if you're a con veteran. Like Chris Tang, who is the God of Cosplay this side of the country. Any one who can whip up a functional Epyon costume deserves major props for it.

Dio (bowing): We're not worthy......We're not worthy....

That's what I'm saying. Ironic thing is, that I finished the Kurama costume just barely on time and I didn't get to use it. My fault, due to miscommunication, but that means I can make a better one in time for Yaoi-con. Funny how things sorta kinda work out. hmmm, more than likely, the whole of my anime community of friends will give some full blown report on the con and how it was but I'm gonna pace it out (and leave out all the juicy parts) during the week....like how the swap meet went, what we all picked up, how the Masquerade went, and what costumes got their share of pix. Perhaps I'll try to find a way for all ya'll to check out the pretty costumes I took photos of.

Right now, I'm trying to choose what I'm posting today...probably the final parts of the Random Lunacy Love Affair fiasco...and mayhaps some other madness.

Kozu: That chicken's gotta grenade....
Chicken: Cluck cluck.
Aelys (w/ BFG): I feel like chicken tonight....like chicken tonight.
(Blows away the chicken, thus activating the grenade and taking out half the complex)
Kozu (witheringly): Great move, Aelys.... we just got that place fixed from the last time, you pulled something like that.
Aelys (blowing smoke from barrel of gun): Not my problem.

Jamming to the tunes of Two-Mix's Dream Tactix, we bring you Part Two of the inner office affair.....

When we last left our intrepid heroes, the were discoving that the rumored love affair was between Raz-Raziel, Manic Despressant-Undead Immortal from Neo Black 9, and Lolita, Common Sense from Neo Black 6. Our crack team included Aro of Swords from Pot Sticker (Social Drinker and Card Master), Rya Li St. John of Neo Black 9 (Anime RPG Avatar and Magic Specialist), Dio Maxwelle (Cosplay Goddess and Master of Disguise), and Diz...(Video Game and L33t enthuseist). Let's check up on them....

Rya (stomping down hall): Ooooh, I'm sooo gonna kill Raz for this....(cracks knuckles)
Aro (shepishly): Eh heh heh...Rya-san, let's calm down about this....
Dio: Forget it Tsu. She's beyond us.
Diz: I don't see the big deal...
Dio (interrupting): Other than--
Aro (at the same time as Dio): --How downright wrong it its.
(They stop to think as Rya and Aro keep going.)
Both: Ewwwwwwww.......
Diz: I still don't get it....
Dio: We'll tell you when you're older.
Diz: I'm not *getting* any older....we're all gonna be the same age till the end of time.
Dio: Exactly.

(They all reach the main Head room, where all the personas gather....)
Rya (searching): Where are they? Where are they??
Aro: Probably at a make out room or something if i know them....
Rya (stares @ Aro): .......................
Dio (clapping hand over mouth): Don't make it worse!!
Diz: Geeze, man, don't anger it.
(Rya stimps off to question the other denizens of the Head)
Dio: Great, now all Hell will break loose.
Aro: As if it hasn't already.
Diz: We're in trouble.
Aro: Someone'd better find the two before Rya does.... Let's split up and find them before she does. Agreed?
All: Go!!

(Somewhere in the kitchen....)
Lolita (w/ lage bags of groceries): Whew! These sure are heavy!
Syndelin (behind, w/ two more bags): Damn, good thing BulkMart had a sale. We buy enough to feed an army....
Lolita: And its name is Aro and Lex.
Syndelin: Good thing he only visits every now and then.
Lolita: Amen and thank the Gods.
Calliope: Lolita, what's been bothering you?
Lolita: Huh?
Syndelin: Yeah, sis's right. You've been sighing all day. Something wrong?
Calliope: You can tell us.
Lolita: It's nothing.....
(Enter Aro)
Aro: Oh there you are, Lolita! I need to talk to you!
Lolita: What is it Aro?
Aro (grabbing her arm): You gotta hide....
(Enter Raz)
Raz: Lolita, did you...(stops, seeing Aro) ......What are you doing?
Aro (dropping arm): Uhhh...nothing....
Lolita: Just the person I needed to see. (glances at Aro)
Aro: Don't worry about me, my lips are sealed. Its not like anyone else doesn't know.....
Raz (shrug): Good point.
Lolita: Dearest, there's something that's been troubling me.
Raz: What is it, Love?
Lolita (putting away groceries absently): Well, its...well, it so heard to say Sweet Heart.
Raz: You know you can tell me anything, Snugglebunnie.
Lolita: I know, Honeybun, I know...but...
Raz (claw on her hand): Try to my Dear Heart.
Lolita: Well...(sees Aro reaching for empty grocery bag) What are you doing?
Aro (looking sick): I'm gonna need this.
Raz (ignoring Aro): Whats wrong?
Lolita; My mother...she wants to have you for dinner....
Syndelin: For or as dinner?
Raz: Don't be cute.
Syndelin (grinning): Too late.
Raz (to Lolita): I don't see a problem with meeting parents...I mean, nothing can be worse than TenTen and Karaoke.....
Lolita: Well, you see, my mom's a little...well, you know....
Raz: Eccentric?
Aro: Narrow-minded?
Syndelin: Dead?
(Everyone stares at Syndelin)
Syndelin: What? Its a valid question....you're both dead anyway.....
Lolita (as if she didn't hear): .....More like over-bearing.... She doesn't really like me dating...um, other species. And what with Raz being a...well, darling, I simply don't know WHAT you are.
Raz: Its complicated.
Lolita: Regardless.... I hope things will be alright.
Aro: This relationship's like Hisui and Kokuyo from Clamp's "Wish"..... (to the pair) Um...I think you have more dire things to worry about right now.
Raz: Oh?
Aro: Rya's looking for the two of you and she's pissed.
Raz: How pissed?
Aro: Crispin Freeman at Fanime '02 pissed.
Raz: Shit, we're screwed.

Will Raz and Lolita survive not only Rya's wrath but a dinner with Lolita's mom? Can their relationship get any more sweet than "Snow Fairy Sugar"? Will the Random Lunacy complex withstand more damage as the forces of Poultry plot their next move? And will we ever find out what happened at Fanime this year? Find out on the next Random Lunacy!

*Till next time Lunies!*