Lex: Welcome to Random Lunacy. We're posting from our asteroid fortress of love....
Dio: Aptly named for no reason....
Lex: Right.
Raz: So which asteroid is it?
Rya: Is it the one from Armageddon or Deep Impact?
Dea: Or Final Fantasy VII?
Lex: I think it was the one from Deep Armageddon Seven.
Lolita: Of course.
Rya: Hey guys, let's introduce ourselves. So people know who we are.
Lex: I'm Lex "Gamer Geek" McCloud.
Dio: I'm Dio "Gamer Gurl" Maxwelle.
Dea: I'm Dea "Cosplay Goddess" Maxwelle.
Dio & Dea: Total relation. ^^
Raz: Raz-Raziel, resident immortal cynic.
Rya: I'm Rya Li "Kiss her and she'll kick you in the nuts and break your wrist but it'll all turn out for the best" St. John.
Loki: And I'm Loki, the special guest for today.
Lex: Hey how come Rya gets the long and spiffy nickname?
Rya: Cuz 1) I'm the favorite, 2) I have a BFG in my vest, and 3) I know where you all live.
Lex (eyeing gun): No argument there.
Dea: So to what do we owe the occasion of you gracing us with your presence, Loki?
Loki: Open Mike Poetry.

Inha: And now the poetic musings of Loki and Raz.
Loki: A haiku--about death, destruction and really bad things.
I am a pillar of destruction
I am
The DMV.
Inha (blandly): Wonderful. Raz?
Raziel: How about a naughty limerick? "There once was a man from Nantucket--"
(Suddenly he's jumped by Inha, Rya, Dio, and Dea)
Rya: Thanks boys! Now shove off.
Loki: All right. But call me next time for another Open Mike Poetry contest.
Inha: Will do.

Anna: Well, with Fanime coming up, Dio's wanting us to promote the cosplay group....so keep those peepers peeled for G-Rated in the upcoming Der Cosplay. Also, here's the list for the costumes that are going to be worn by our lovely hostess.
Kurama-Yu Yu Hakusho
Aerith Gainsborough-Final Fantasy VII (not Kingdom Hearts version)
Asato Tsuzuki-Yami no Matsuei/Descendants of Darkness
Hajime Terazuma-Yami no matsuei/Descendants of Darkness.
Random Persocom-Chobits
Chang Wufei-Gundam Wing
*Tentive Costumes*
Rya Li St. John-Neo Black 9
Aro of Swords-Pot Sticker
Duo Maxwell-Gundam Wing
Puppy Version of Tsuzuki-YamiMatsu
And her lovely Koibito will be springing a "surprise" costume onto her so check her out during Fanime to find out what it is. Yes, you should be a afraid.

Inha: Next time on Random Lunacy: Rundown on the Cast of Random Lunacy-Pt 1.... Chibi-Pikachu's Word of the Week....Rya and Aerith's index of anime team personalities and positions....Inha's monthly book review....and Syndelin's monthly Anime Review......

*Till next time Lunies!*