Do not adjust your screen. You have now entered a realm of light, sound, and anime physics. You have entered..... (pause for dramatic swell of music and fanfare)..... Random Lunacy.

Aelys: Oh please, Lex. That was not only cliched but it was the lamest intro to a blog entry in the history of man.

Lex: And I suppose you could do better, you flat-chested, sorry excuse for the feminine side of one's psyche?

Aelys (cracking knuckles): You've just made my day, bishi boy....

*sounds of Lex getting the crap kicked out of him, while demolition noises accompany the screaming*

Lolita (sighing in exasperation): And kicking the smack out of Lex -isn't- cliched, Aelys-san?

Aelys (wiping blood off brass knuckles): No. Its just messy.

Lolita: And guess who has to clean it up....

Aelys (tossing rag to floor and exiting): Let Kozumi and Lunis clean it up.

Lolita (muttering): Worse than Attikas....

*Dim lights* TO BE CONTINUED.......OR NOT?