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Monday, October 08, 2007

Halloween Advent Calender, Day 8

Things I Learned from Fatal Frame

--If you're a folklorist, chances are that you're going to die. Violently. Fiction writers may also apply.

--Never underestimate the power of Flash.

--A 6th sense constitutes for good photography.

--There is nothing wrong with hiding. Even men do it.

--It is physically impossible for one to climb rocks in a skirt, no matter how high the rocks are.

--Men screw up rituals.

--Resemblance runs deep in haunted villages; ghosts are essentially blind and can mistake you for their Aunt Mildred, plot willing.

--Even helpful ghosts can hurt you.

--Crying ghosts usually haunt closets.

--Candles ward off miasma, but burn off pretty quick.

--When things go monotone, you can bet something bad's around the corner.

--Twins are special.

--Its OK to read someone else's diary.

--Women are too light to move furniture, but small ones can crawl under floorboards. Its because their breasts are smaller.

--Pain, loss, and isolation are keys to sealing gates to Hell.

--True love often gets in the way of the complete severing of material world attachment.

--I like 90 speed film. I like Zero speed more.

--Switching lenses on the fly is an art.

--Stone Mirrors can raise the dead, but only once.

--I've learned to fear radios....wait, that's because of Silent Hill.

--Stains can be sinister.

--You can't be together forever.

--TRUST THE TRACKING.

--In case of soot marks from people being "spirited away", use club soda. And change the upholstery.

--Why didn't Hagrid tell Ron and Harry to follow the butterflies? Well, I think I know why.

--First person mode is unweildy.

--Patience. Crush Lens.

--Every ghost has its patterns.

--New things to fear: the blind, strollers, gravity, and stains.

--Ritual Masters don't always know what's best.

--Maybe its about time you looked under your desk....

*Together, Forever, Lunies*

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